Did not like.
A bunch of overdressed teenagers drinking expensive drinks, having shitty dance music blasted at them (underlaid with the even shittier dance music from the attached nightlcub). It's supposed to be a tequila bar, but there's no tequila menu. The marguerita was good, but otherwise I have no desire to go back there.
As a side-note, the place *should* be really cool. The service was fantastic. The layout is amazing, and would be fantastic for a punk or metal themed pub (even with an area you could drag the tables out of if you wanted to set up a stage on occasion). Good size, good decor. The beers were a good price, though everything else was way too expensive. The food seemed good (obviously it's all Mexican themed).
It's a mystery how you can take such a great location and layout and make it suck so bad, but they found a way. The chairs were uncomfortable, the music was awful and too loud, the crowd was terrible, the managers seemed up their own asses. If you go to nightclubs because you like the atmosphere and the music and really wish you could capture that experience except without talking to anyone or dancing, then this may be the place for you.
It sucked; easily the worst place we've been to so far. We bailed early and went to the Strat, where we could have a conversation and relax. I'd say 'my god I sound old' but I've been saying this since I started going to bars. So I guess that means I was old at a young age.
Friday, April 29, 2016
The Old Strathcona Hotel - TBone
I don't think anyone saw this one coming.
Last time I was there was about 17 years ago, and it was a fad at the time. It was brightly lit, cheap (recycled) beer, overflowing with fratboys and retards, with blasting music, no service to speak of and a lousy layout. I was not expecting much when it was next on our list, and some of us tried to skip it.
Now it's a classic dive bar. VLT's in one corner, pool tables in the back, only one beer on tap (and it's cheap), conference hall 'metal chair' furnishings, with Kokanee ads from 1987 on the walls. The crowd is a mix of geezers, professional alcoholics, and university kids. Some yelling but no fighting. Plenty of floor space between tables, and it's usually only half-full. Service is somewhere between 'meh' and 'none' (at one point the only waitress quit and stormed out at the start of the night). 'Food' consists of popcorn and pickled eggs.
I don't know why, but it's awesome. I love dive bars, and it hits it well. It's 'actual-dive' not 'faux-dive'. The tables only occasionally smell like someone peed. The prostitutes are obvious, and not pushy. The beer is adequately cold. The glasses look like they've been washed in the past 24 hours. The jukebox music selection of the regulars is mysteriously, shockingly good. Nobody seems to take themselves too seriously; everyone seems pretty laid back. It's a great end-of-night place to go for a pitcher and to shoot the shit, and not worry about anything.
I suspect it's going to be a regular part of the rotation moving forward. We go to some mediocre places, and the standard question when a place sucks is already "wanna just say 'fuck it' and go to the Strat?" There may be a larger message here about the direction of my life, but I refuse to worry about it.
Last time I was there was about 17 years ago, and it was a fad at the time. It was brightly lit, cheap (recycled) beer, overflowing with fratboys and retards, with blasting music, no service to speak of and a lousy layout. I was not expecting much when it was next on our list, and some of us tried to skip it.
Now it's a classic dive bar. VLT's in one corner, pool tables in the back, only one beer on tap (and it's cheap), conference hall 'metal chair' furnishings, with Kokanee ads from 1987 on the walls. The crowd is a mix of geezers, professional alcoholics, and university kids. Some yelling but no fighting. Plenty of floor space between tables, and it's usually only half-full. Service is somewhere between 'meh' and 'none' (at one point the only waitress quit and stormed out at the start of the night). 'Food' consists of popcorn and pickled eggs.
I don't know why, but it's awesome. I love dive bars, and it hits it well. It's 'actual-dive' not 'faux-dive'. The tables only occasionally smell like someone peed. The prostitutes are obvious, and not pushy. The beer is adequately cold. The glasses look like they've been washed in the past 24 hours. The jukebox music selection of the regulars is mysteriously, shockingly good. Nobody seems to take themselves too seriously; everyone seems pretty laid back. It's a great end-of-night place to go for a pitcher and to shoot the shit, and not worry about anything.
I suspect it's going to be a regular part of the rotation moving forward. We go to some mediocre places, and the standard question when a place sucks is already "wanna just say 'fuck it' and go to the Strat?" There may be a larger message here about the direction of my life, but I refuse to worry about it.
The Pourhouse - TBone
Another place that's getting a regular spot in the rotation. It's pretty good, but not great. It's kind of a restaurant / midscale pub mix. Decent furnishings, well-lit, cheeseball art on the wall, diverse menu that someone obviously put a lot of work into, good beer selection, well dressed staff, etc. Packed on a Friday and Saturday between about 8:00 and 9:30, then the kids go elsewhere and the adults go home, and it clears out.
The crowd is mostly a mix between 20-and 30-somethings college / middle-class types. Occasionally you'll get a rowdy table of kids or an older couple. Generally pretty quiet and reasonable crowd, though a couple of the regulars at the bar are kinda douchebags. The prices are quite high, and I guess this keeps out the riffraff.
Music comes from a wifi-jukebox with a good selection, which can be good unless you get a bunch of idiots playing hours of Hall and Oates ironically.
Beer selection is pretty good, including a bunch of rotating taps. They also used to have great monthly promos where they'd get a whole bunch of interesting bottles and cans for a month, but they seem to have stopped that. Unfortunately they don't have a good 'comfort beer' selection; diverse choice in flavor but it all tends to be pretty strong, and not the sort of thing you want to have several of. The menu is pretty diverse, and generally the food is quite good.
Probably the thing that sticks out most is that it's been declining a bit recently, in a lot of little ways. The food's just getting less good. They used to have cool stuff on the TV's (campy movies Wrestlemania, etc) but now it's just sports. Rotating taps rotate less often, and the selection that's there is kind of bland. No more weekly / monthly can selection.
Bathrooms are a pain; only one stall for men and it smells 'moist'.
The owner seems nice and is quite active and engaging with the customers.
On the whole I enjoy going there but I don't really have an attachment to it.
The crowd is mostly a mix between 20-and 30-somethings college / middle-class types. Occasionally you'll get a rowdy table of kids or an older couple. Generally pretty quiet and reasonable crowd, though a couple of the regulars at the bar are kinda douchebags. The prices are quite high, and I guess this keeps out the riffraff.
Music comes from a wifi-jukebox with a good selection, which can be good unless you get a bunch of idiots playing hours of Hall and Oates ironically.
Beer selection is pretty good, including a bunch of rotating taps. They also used to have great monthly promos where they'd get a whole bunch of interesting bottles and cans for a month, but they seem to have stopped that. Unfortunately they don't have a good 'comfort beer' selection; diverse choice in flavor but it all tends to be pretty strong, and not the sort of thing you want to have several of. The menu is pretty diverse, and generally the food is quite good.
Probably the thing that sticks out most is that it's been declining a bit recently, in a lot of little ways. The food's just getting less good. They used to have cool stuff on the TV's (campy movies Wrestlemania, etc) but now it's just sports. Rotating taps rotate less often, and the selection that's there is kind of bland. No more weekly / monthly can selection.
Bathrooms are a pain; only one stall for men and it smells 'moist'.
The owner seems nice and is quite active and engaging with the customers.
On the whole I enjoy going there but I don't really have an attachment to it.
Oh to be 18 again. And also a robot.
Everyone here is 16 and excited to be going to bars. Wtf.
I started this draft on January 29th. I was probably drunk. I have no idea what this is referring to, but yeah, this is a pretty common experience as a 30-something booze hound.
I started this draft on January 29th. I was probably drunk. I have no idea what this is referring to, but yeah, this is a pretty common experience as a 30-something booze hound.
The Tavern - TBone
We've been going to Tavern a bit lately, and ended up all there together on a long weekend Thursday so I suppose it's time it made it on the list.
So far I quite like it there. It's a smaller place that hits the fundamentals just right - decent prices, decent menu, comfortable atmosphere, cool staff, non-annoying crowd. Thursdays are annoying because they do open mic night and I'd rather talk to friends than listen to some chump sing John Mayer ballads that he feels a special connection to, but other than that it's pretty good.
I gather it's under new management; they have an alt / heavy-metal sort of crowd, though the bar itself doesn't really do anything to appeal to them. Music is generally pretty good, not obnoxious and quiet enough that it's ignorable, though they often play decent rock / punk / alt stations or mixes. Food is good, though recently they cut about half of the menu so it's getting worse. Pretty much pizza, burger, and sandwiches now. Plenty of grilled-cheeses to choose from, though they got rid of build-your-own.
The only real complaint I have is the beer selection. No Keith's, though they have Grasshopper and Trad. The revolving tap usually has something good, and has the usual Trad / Grasshopper options, but they're lacking something that I enjoy in large quantities, and the Guinness is way too damned expensive.
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